From the P&C Files: Members only

How to write this?

Over the years, we've chronicled some of the more, um, interesting things folks have sought to insure: their virginity, marathons, even football games.

But I think this one may be the most unusual yet:

"In an interview earlier this week, Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth surprised no one by revealing that he�d had his penis insured by Lloyd�s of London."

One shudders to consider the list of covered [ahem] exposures  such a plan would entail, but I've always said that, if price is no object, one can insure anything.

Even "Little Elvis."

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